Flu? I don't think so....

So, this H1N1 flu thing gets me thinking. What if it's a gummint conspiracy? It could happen.... It's conspiracy theory 101: "What the government does that is bad for you- Part 23". Actually I've developed a theory:

The vaccine is a ruse to inject us with miniature GPS devices to enable security agencies to track our constant locations...

You're aware of the proliferation of security cameras everywhere you go, right? City streets, stores, public buildings, private residences, public gatherings, just about everywhere some company or agency has a "spy camera". People are starting to feel a bit uncomfortable about this. You might say they're getting "spooked". Many feel this is an invasion of privacy. Actually, it's not. The cameras are on you in a public place, or a private business that has the right to reasonable security precautions...A camera in a bathroom would be stretching reasonable security, but that will come sooner than later...there's cameras everywhere else....just look around next time you're in the changing booth trying on some new clothes...Anyhow, bummer, right?

Your individual GPS in your bloodstream, capable of being monitored 24/7 by a tracking device...would be the ultimate in surveillance. Imagine if you were accused of robbing a bank in your neighborhood last Tuesday. Records would indicate you were in your car driving to Seattle at the time. Imagine you're accused of shoplifting. The in store camera would prove the case. Yet imagine if the boss is going to fire you because you called in sick 2 days in a row....Records would indicate you were at the doctor's office, then in bed with the flu (or the neighbor!).

If the gummint wanted to do such a thing, what better way than convincing us of a dire need for this vaccination? It's a matter of life or death. Get this vaccine or die! Build it and they will come. Create the need, convince the masses, and the sheep go willingly to the laughter....I mean s-laughter...

Heed my words paleface,

Squanto