Uh, did anyone notice the GOP is dangerously close to irrelevance here? Mitt? Yeah, we need to be ruled by a gazillionaire who's never worked a day in his life and belongs to a cult religion. Santorium? Yeah, we need to bring back the Salem Witch Trials and stone people for blaspheming. The Newt? Yeah, we need to elect a ditsy male Palin...

Ron Paul? Yeah...let me get back to you on this one. It seems he wants the 50's back....

Lord help us, we have no choices.

Let's try revolution.